Rainy Day ranting

I hate it when it rains. It's so dark and dreary. It makes me want to jump off a cliff.

I hate working. I do it too much. Whenever I don't work, I feel guilty.

I hate going to the doctor's office. It's really kind of scary when the doctor starts talk about MRI and CT Scans. It is all so personal.

I hate being confused. It makes me feel stupid like there's something wrong with me that I can't make sense of things. I'm way too smart to be that stupid.

I hate baggage. It follows you around and makes your life miserable. It's like a ghost with unfinished business.

I hate money. It's the root of all evil. We're all so focused on the bottom line that we forget to look up and see life.

I hate ignorance. People need to realize that different is not necessarily bad. It's our differences that make us unique because I sure as hell don't want to be like you.

I hate peas and beans. They're mushy and green. It's like eating wet cardboard.

I hate debt. Why can't we always be in the black? We should get rid of debt and go back to the barter system.

I hate slow drivers in the left lane. Get back in your designated lane slow ass!! There is no need for anyone to leave the right lane if they're driving between the speed limit and five over.

I hate patience. If one more person tells me I need patience or to wait for "God's plan" I'm going to murder someone. It was God that forgot to give me patience in the first place.

I hate people who ask me when I'm going to get married. I'll get married when I want to get married. Or, I'll get married when someone clubs me on the head and drags me down the aisle.

I hate V-4 engines. They're just not fast enough. I don't know why I, of all people, thought it would be a good idea to own one.

I hate being a girl. Why are we expected to always look pretty? Why are we hardwired to be so damn emotional no matter how hard we fight it?

I hate involuntary twitching. I swear my leg bouncing is the only thing that keeps me semi-slim. I really can't stand not being able to control my own body.

I hate it when things don't work out my way. I've worked so hard to be where I am that when things fall apart it makes no sense. I try not to ask for a lot but it always seems to be too much.

I hate ex-girlfriends. They always fuck everything up. Everyone should just marry their first girlfriend/boyfriend and then we wouldn't have such problems.

I hate bugs. Bugs are gross and just ewww. I know we invaded their space but seriously, just get away from me.

Finally,

I really hate procrastinating. It always bits you in the ass. No matter what you're putting off it always gets worse tomorrow, never better.